Bringing back floats

I really miss old school drinks like floats,

malts, shirley temples, roy rogers, &c &c

Why are our classics being replaced by

these stranger and stranger concoctions?

I'll have to write more later on the contents

of these beverages, but most of it is a

mystery to me.

Its been ages since I had a big name soda.

A couple times a year I'll grab a hansens

'natural' pop or a bottle of ginger beer.

Its always fun to go and scope out whats new

on the pop shelves though. Its like a rainbow

of artificial colors with the most wild names.

Can you imagine having that job? The creator

of soda pop names : "Black Lightening"

"Electric Splash"--- See! I can do it! I'm hired.

Actually, I'm gonna take a break instead with

this vegan version of a classic.

My little brother and I broke out a can of root beer

and cherry soda pop, a few scoops of Rice Dream Vanilla

Ice Cream and the rest, as they say, is history.